Meet Dorfnik and Quislington

Dorfnik is a successful entrepreneur. His many real estate holdings include the entire county of Scrapton. Although described as a ruthless, cost-cutting businessman, he has always displayed deep generosity towards local politicians. He has recently begun to acquire intellectual property and hopes to someday own every copyright in the world.

Quislington has spent his entire working life in public service and is currently the mayor of Scrapton. Not a particularly charismatic leader, he has nonetheless enjoyed a lucrative career in small-town politics – largely in exchange for granting political favors to Dorfnik.

Meet Thork   

Thork is a record producer and concert promoter. His real name is Theodore Spork. Inspired by the success of Madonna, Prince, Cher, Bono and Regis he decided to brand himself simply “Thork”. Although he has yet to achieve the success he believes he deserves in the Music Industry, he lives comfortably on royalties received quarterly from a company founded by his grandfather, the inventor of the Spork. He has recently faced mounting legal challenges from the estate of Hip Ling Foon claiming patent infringement on a similar cutlery device they developed and marketed in Korea.

Meet Chuckers  

Chuckers is a domestic shorthair cat largely known for his ravenous, insatiable appetite. He generally sleeps 20 –21 hours each day and is rarely seen but can detect the sound of a can opener (manual or electric) over 17 miles away. His favorite cuisine is Purina “Fancy Feast” with the exception of the Mackerel selection which he absolutely detests. “Country Dinner” is his favorite but if you serve him any variety (other than Mackerel) he will literally attack the bowl. If you serve him Mackerel he will attack you.

Meet Pepito  

Pepito is a young squirrel whose boundless energy keeps him in perpetual motion. Although not featured in song on “Pleased To Meet You” he is depicted on the cover. He was the inspiration for the opening track on our EP Hey Pepito! (released in 2011) and is always with us in spirit.