(Clarke/Wilde)

 

Well I’m one, my name is John

I’m on my feet and moving on

Pleased to meet you, how do you do?

Let me introduce you to my sister Sue

Well I’m two, my name is Sue

I like to wear big pink fluffy shoes

Have a nice day and all that jive

Say hello to my cousin Clive

 

Well I’m five, my name is Clive

Eleven more years and I’m good to drive

Sitting in the front seat, engine revving

Let’s ride around the block and we’ll pick up Kevin

Well Alright!

Well I’m seven, my name is Kevin

Forty-eight months and I’ll be eleven

There’s someone here that you should meet

Give it up for Pet Store Pete

 

Well I’m eight, my name is Pet Store Pete

I like newts and parakeets

I’m nine, my name is Clementine

Looking good and feeling fine

Our gang, a hungry bunch

Breakfast good but we’re ready for lunch

 

Our gang, a hungry bunch

Only ten-o-clock but we’re ready for lunch

Hey mom, it’s almost noon

Sitting here looking at my fork and spoon

It’s a spork!

No, it’s a foon!