THE BUCK STOPS HERE
(Clarke / Wilde)
I heard that the buck stops here
They tell me that the buck stops here
But I’ve been here for a year
And I ain’t seen a single deer.
Gotta move on it’s time to roam
But I’ll wait until the cows come home

I’m waiting ‘til the cows come home
Sitting here on my own
Just waiting ‘til the cows come home
But the cows may never come home
It’s a waste of time and I’ll tell you why
Cows will come home when pigs can fly

Some say pigs can fly
Others say it’s just a lie
Never seen a pig in the sky
But the doctor says pigs can fly
The doctor said so it must be true
Doctor said “swine flu”