JOHN THE RABBIT
Traditional (arranged by Clarke/Wilde) Additional original verses by Key Wilde and Richard Clarke

John the Rabbit
Had a mighty habit
Getting in my garden
Cutting down my cabbage
My sweet potatoes
My red tomatoes
If I live
To see next fall
I ain’t gonna have
No garden at all

Ralph the raccoon
Underneath a full moon
Getting in my attic
Causing lots of static
Chewing on the wires
Gonna start a fire
If I live
To see next fall
I ain’t gonna have
No attic at all

Mac the monkey
Smelling mighty funky
Getting in my closet
Trying all my clothes on
My silk pajamas
With the purple llamas
If I live
To see next fall
I ain’t gonna have
No closet at all
No home at all