TAKE TEN (Wilde)

I woke up on the wrong side of bed

Missed the floor and hit the ceiling

Bad luck is hanging over my head

I just can’t shake this feeling

 

I’m mad

I feel bad

This is the worst morning I’ve ever had

Count to ten

And start all over again.

 

I don’t feel any better at all in fact I’m feeling worse

This is the studpidest planet in the entire universe

It’s so dumb

It’s not fair

I’ve had enough and I just don’t care

Count to ten

And start all over again

 

(one) LA LA LA LA LA (two) LA LA LA not listenting (three)

Count all you want but I can’t hear a work you’re saying

(six) This is a stupid game (seven) maybe I’m to blame maybe

I should just give in and try again

 

Starting right now it’s all going to count

Now we’re keeping score

Ready or not you’re gonna get caught

And then we’ll play some more

Play again

And again

We’ll play again until I win

Then we’ll count to ten

And start all over again