CHUCKERS

(Wilde)

Calling Mister Chuckers

Please come out and play

We haven’t seen that fuzzy ball

Of fluff at all today

He’s hiding in the closet now

Well let me ask you this:

What’s the point of having a cat

When you don’t know where he is?

 

You can scream and shout and call his name

Until his face turns blue

If you expect and answer

You’d better bring some food

Chuckers is selective in the things he sees and hears

But when you ring that dinner bell

He suddenly appears

 

Here comes Chuckers

Here comes Chuckers

Hear that fat cat roar

Thirty-five pounds overweight and there’s always room for more

The only time he’s sociable is when he’s being fed

Anything you got he’ll eat the lot

Anything that he can get

 

Chuckers will eat anything, anything that he can get

The only time he’s sociable is when he’s being fed.