EGGPLANT MAN
(Clarke / Wilde)
Pondering their plumpness he pokes his vegetable plants
Wondering why they take so long to grow
Rows and rows of eggplant, beans, peas, broccolini, cabbage and eggs
But where’s the growth and where are the crops he wants to know
The Eggplant Man lives in a land that won’t let him eat his way out
Crunch, munch, time for lunch
His flipper flapping is in frustration as the fellow flip-flops around the floor
Waddling along with those dangling side arms of his
Grunting and panting he reaches for knife and fork
Carve up the veggies to make a stew
Vegetable stew
Bumbling around the greenhouse humming a vegetable tune
Comes the egg-eyed, egg-head, egg shaped man
Slice and dice, add a little spice on a bed of rice
Won’t that be nice?
John the Rabbit secretly munching
Crunch, munch, time for lunch
His flipper flapping is frantic as the chappy chases the rabbit around the floor
Waddling along with those dangling side arms of his
Grunting and panting he reaches for knife and fork
Carve up the rabbit so he can do
Rabbity stew
Widdlley doo doo doo
Widdlely doo doo doo
Widdley doo woo woo woo woo woo ahh
Lumpy plumpy diddlely dumpy
Rabbit sitting on his rumpy
Laughing as the lumpy grumpy man goes by
Miffy wiffy diddlely diffy
He had the posture of a Glyffy
Giggling as the lumpy grumpy man goes passing by
The Eggplant Man lives in a land still won’t let him eat his way out
Waddling along with those dangling side arms of his
Grunting and panting he comes to his senses
There’s really been no point to this hoarding and wasting
There’s plenty for me and my new friend the rabbit
In fact – there’s plenty for everyone if we share – so there.
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